tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21313918004923727962011-10-11T16:19:16.036-06:00XYZnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131391800492372796.post-75722688871793418842011-10-11T16:19:00.000-06:002011-10-11T16:19:16.062-06:00I've reached the point that I would rather be dead, poor, missing or a paraplegic than to continue along the path I'm on.<br />This relates perfectly to the age at which my father quit trying.<br />He's been a lazy bastard for a very long time, falling on excuses ranging from physical health to mental health. Social phobia to indifference. Football injuries to PTSD from his strenuous military career on a golf course in Hawaii.<br />I suspect that he's a prescription drug addict. I know that he's a cranky jerk.<br />I'm looking forward to carrying on the family tradition.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2131391800492372796-7572268887179341884?l=openingshots.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>XYZnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2131391800492372796.post-80148543661110923462011-06-29T07:36:00.000-06:002011-06-29T07:36:46.266-06:00<i>Sure I can drink this.</i><br />are you ok?<br /><i>I'm nowhere near my limit.</i><br />Are you sure?<br /><i>I'm embarrassed to show you this, but...</i><br />Then don't.<br /><i>Well I want you to see it.</i><br />OK.<br />HOLY SHIT it's your boobs.<br /><i>Do you think less of me?</i><br />No, of course not..<br /><i>Good.</i><br /><i>I'm ready to get out of here.</i><br />Need a ride home?<br /><i>Of course, I'm in no condition to drive.</i><br /><i>Where are we going?</i><br />I'm taking you home.<br /><i>I don't want to go home. Take me to your house.</i><br />Are you ok?<br /><i>Yes. Come sit by me.</i><br /><i>I'm so hot. I need to take off my jacket.</i><br />We cleaned and prepped the camper today.<br /><i>I want to see your camper.</i><br />See. The camper.<br /><i>We should go camping sometime.&nbsp;</i><br />It is nice, a shower and a bed and everything.<br /><i>I want to see the bed, I need to lay down.</i><br />It's right up there.<br /><i>Come up here and rub my back.</i><br />Are you sure?<br /><i>Of course.</i><br />OK.<br /><i>My shirt is getting in the way.</i><br />No it isn't.<br /><i>I want to take it off.</i><br />OK, if you insist.<br />How's that backrub?<br /><i>I think I want to make out.</i><br />I do too, but are you sure it's a good idea?&nbsp; I mean, you're half naked now. Maybe you should sleep for a bit.<br /><i>No, let's make out.</i><br />OK.<br /><i>Lay here by me.</i><br />OK.<br /><i>I want to rub on you.</i><br />I'm not sure if you should.<br /><i>*Rubbing and touching*</i><br /><i>*handjob*</i><br />Maybe I shouldn't take off my pants, that would certainly bring trouble.<br /><i>You're right. But I'm so worked up.</i><br /><i>*Removing my pants and underwear with feet*</i><br />You're very skilled at that. I had no idea.<br />*pulling up pants from around knees*<br />NO FUCKING NO FUCKING NO FUCKING NO NO NO NO FUCKING<br />It's a bad idea and will guarantee that this whole thing nukes out.<br /><i>*Poutyface*</i><br /><i>Lay by me.</i><br />OK.<br />*Making out* <br /><i>*Grabs my hand, grinds crotch with it*</i><br /><i>*Inserts fingers into vagina*</i><br />I think we've crossed the line, you know I can't fuck you, right?<br /><i>*All manner and variety of grinding and thrusting* </i><br />I think I need to sleep this off.<br />Let me know when you need anything, I'll be down there on the couch.<br /><i>*Freakout*</i><br /><i>You tricked me.</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2131391800492372796-8014854366111092346?l=openingshots.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>XYZnoreply@blogger.com0